magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

thetallblacknerd:

When her status goes from “in a relationship” to “single”

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tupacabra:

*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night

sassyabrahamlincoln:

"what classes are you taking this semester"

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,,

Why do you put your self esteem in the hands of complete strangers?

Helena Bonham Carter (via qoldlush)

this is really powerful. wow.

(via bright—ness)

(Source: splitterherzen)