• me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

gnarly:

if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition 

zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(Source: niqabisinparis)

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(Source: kawozhin)

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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oomshi:

i don’t even want a relationship i just want someone to grab my butt & tell me i’m hot