phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex

princequeerdeer:

rivaille-in-thigh-highs:

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

no, yes. yes. yes. no.

shit i’d hit it

(Source: zipitupandzipitout)

copyrlght:

when your mom asks you to clean your roomimage

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see