cinnamonandlesbians:

[takes off own bra with one hand] wow im fucking smooth

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

When contemplating a $15.00 purchase

  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

boatany:

my sister proposed to her girlfriend last night and she keeps making jokes about being engayged

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

holytate:

*waits for puberty to turn me hot until i’m 43*

(Source: koolaicl)

cosbyykidd:

sorelatable:

THIS TYPE OF ICE IS THE BEST TYPE OF ICE

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SIKE

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme)